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AAR - 224th HASH, 28 Jun 08

Again it was hot! I mean really hot! To everyone’s surprise and horror, 8-Smalls reveled that the trail was only a little over four miles long! But not to worry, because there are two beer checks. Somebody needs professional help!

So, off we went, trotting at first, then walking and finally staggering into the first beer check, but only after a trip through poison ivy and down a dry creek bed. It was one of the many watering holes on Veterans and I forget the name.

After cooling off a bit with beer, water and butter beans (?) it was off again at a snails pace. Through a trailer park, across a field and on in to the second beer check, Déjà vu. Again refreshed with brew and H2O, we were out in the heat on what we hoped was the last leg of this death march. Braving the traffic on Veterans, we sprinted across only to find the end right across the street. What a relief!

It was found that the end and location of the Circle had historic background. It was the location of Visa’s arrest and subsequent shackling with the tracking device.

Rainblow donned a frock and a set of horns I guess to indicate he wanted to run the Circle, so we formed up and he opened the ceremonies recognizing the Virgin. The Virgin was Just Jeannette, Poofta’s new bride. After a demonstration by Poofta on the proper way to Down-Down, Just Jeannette performed a flawless chug. She has real potential as a Hasher.

At this time, someone pointed out that Rainblow had forgotten the salute to “G”. So, as usual before the salute the Virgin is asked “Who is “G”?” and “Where was the Hash founded?” and “What year was it founded?”. Just Jeannette answered every question correctly! This is a first! The sponsor actually briefed their Virgin! Kudos to Poofta! Rainblow and the very informed Virgin drank.

Ho-Hum, the Hares drank for a shitty, and in this case a long and hot trail.

The FRB was Lucky Charms and the DFL was PG-17. Last run’s FRB was D’Dildo so all three chugged and D’Dildo passed the Accursed Chain to Lucky.

Poofta and Just Jeannette were celebrating their one day anniversary, so in addition to drinking for that they were subjected to Hash wedding ceremony. Since most of you have a copy of the proceedings I will not go into details here. Needless to say, it was hilarious.

I came time to name Just Keith. Asked the normal questions, his answers were “Made myself cum”, cow, 69 and coming from Afghanistan. Making himself cum would come back to haunt him. A lot of names were suggested, but the fact that he made himself cum and, during the on-after of his first run, he was observed diddling himself, he was named Michael Wackson, Hee-Hee. Now, if you want to know what the “Hee-Hee” is all about, ask DBD. I don’t have a clue.

The Hares were put upon during the Accusations phase of the Circle for not mentioning toilet paper markings during chalk talk and not enough beer checks. Lame accusations at best, but good enough for a couple of chugs by the Hares.

Auto-Wankers and Wallflowers were called out (too many to list) and they drank. One group for being lazy and the other for being shy. I leave it to you to decide which group is which.

Having exhausted all our half-minds of things to make Hashers drink, the hymn was sung and the Hash went in peace looking for a piece at the Déjà vu.

The on after at the Déjà vu went on for about an hour or two. Lots of beer consumed. Nee I say more.

D’Dildo
Hash Scribe